Medina County AA
Rules For Playing AA Bullshit Bingo
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings? What about those long and boring using stories?? Get tired of the same old sloganeering, psychobabble and never ending Treatment Center ideas having NOTHING to do with the AA Program detailed in the Big Book? Here's a way to change all that...
- Before (or during) your next meeting, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5" x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
- Write words/phrases in each block. like the sample box shown on the right.
- Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
- When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
TESTIMONIALS FROM SATISFIED "AA BULLSHIT BINGO" PLAYERS:
- "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won." - Adam W., Atlanta
- "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Dan J., NY City
- "The atmosphere was tense in the last "Gratitude" meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box " - Ben G., Denver
- "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed out "BULLSHIT" for the third time in 20 minutes." - Carnie Joe, Miami
Play "AA Bullshit Bingo" at your next meeting!
